Thursday, January 26, 2006

WELCOME!!

I was v. excited to learn today that people have discovered my blog by googling such things as:

1) DOG HASN'T POOPED IN A MONTH. I'm not the GI specialist, but I think you should skip google and head to the vet for this one.

and

2) vaginal sound. HELLOOOO porn enthusiasts! This is gonna be kind of a bummer, but I have never actually written anything about "vaginal sound." Likely that google found "transvaginal ultrasound" which I mention somewhat frequently and pointed you in my direction. No, no, stop trying to click your way through the archives, there's no porn. I'm sorry.

My friend told me that she tried to google a post I had written once and was unable to find it, so for some reason I assumed I was ungooglable. This gave me the creative liberty of writing such flattering exposes as this description of a really fun blind date I went on a few months ago. (In a moment of guilt I almost deleted it. But some things are so beautiful they have to be shared with the world. After I realized that it could be googled I immediately reread that entry to make sure there was absolutely no identifying information or phrases LGOP could fathomably use to somehow stumble across it on the Internet. I wouldn't want to give him any reason to have to contact me again. That and wish to prevent sad feelings of hurt at being slandered on Internet etc.)

1 comment:

Lurker said...

When I Googled rupadupe, Google asked me if I meant rupadupa. Rupadupa like an oompa loompa?

Ok I'm not drunk commenting, I'm just bored

From Google:

Diary of a Mad Brown Woman
Notify Blogger about objectionable content. What does this mean?

What DOES this mean??